just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
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