i don't plan on having that self control this summer
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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