Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
pray to the hookup gods
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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