Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
My breasts were aching with rage.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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