you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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