im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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