Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
