woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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