Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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