At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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