dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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