He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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