I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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