I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Randomize
