I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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