Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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