She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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