The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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