it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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