i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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