I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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