Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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