my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
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