he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
We need to get me chipped asap
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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