Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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