On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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