Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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