the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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