Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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