we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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