Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
where are you?
Hypothermia
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Randomize
