next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
