So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
So much Jack, so little girl.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
