: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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