i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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