I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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