I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Randomize
