I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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