he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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