i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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