No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I enjoy the company of your penis
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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