Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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