no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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