Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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