I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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