My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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