And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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