Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
He's on the porch naked. Help.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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