Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
