Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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