WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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