Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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