I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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